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Joke of the Day

"I can't imagine why more guys don't do yoga. 1. Yoga pants 2. Lots of girls 3. Lots of girls in yoga pants doing yoga moves"

"""My fellow Americans, I have authorized action to degrade and destroy Adobe's ability to push updates to devices."" [Cheering in streets]"

"What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke"

"BREAKING - Albert Pujols to Angels for $254M dollars prompting Kim Kardashian to announce she now likes Latinos"

"If a woman wears a ponytail holder on her wrist at all times that means she's always down to pull her hair back and fight you."

"What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!"

"The Holocaust."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.... Now that I've got your attention, BOOBIES!"

"Just watching that movie where Julia Roberts has a lot of teeth."

"Two Nuns are Bike Riding Through Town... One looks to the other, says, ""I've never came this way before!"", to which she replies ""Yeah I know! It's gotta be the cobblestones."""