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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house? Mortgage freeman."
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"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 16 years."
"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."
"I can't wait to die.. and see what religion was correct"
"What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security."
"When a boy turns 12 he is given the choice between a big dick or a good memory... I can't remember what I picked"
"I spend more time hitting the damn snooze button than I do snoozing."
"The scariest thing about survival of the fittest is that it means the idiots currently surrounding you are the best evolution has to offer."
"Hate when you wake up & think it's the weekend but then realise death is inevitable eternal emptiness"
"I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns."