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Joke of the Day

"#HowToGetABlackGirl Tell her she look like Rihanna even tho she look like whoopi goldberg in the color purple"

"A man is talking to a rabbi and asks, ""Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?"". The rabbi says, ""No, I just keep the tips."""

"Why is it a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you..........Bad Breath"

"Now a Days never ask a ... Never ask: ... A Woman Her Age.! . > > . A Man his Salary.!!! . . . ANd Now a days.... A students , His Percentage... . Its hurts source: http://www.newgags.com"

"A man walks into a fancy dress party in calvin klein briefs... The host asks him 'what are you dressed as?' Premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants."

"Pizza is like sex When it's good, it's the best. When it's bad, it's still pretty good"

"Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere"

"I typed 18 beers into my calorie counting app, and it uninstalled itself."

"Said Jesus to Buddha... ""... You're not taking your self very seriously."""

"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because the Japanese hunt whales."