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Joke of the Day

"#HowToGetABlackGirl Tell her she look like Rihanna even tho she look like whoopi goldberg in the color purple"

"Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers? Because women always think they're right."

"I was told my dad was stealing from his construction job and I didn't want to believe it But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say ""at the end of the day"" ""I'm not here to make friends"" or ""threw me under the bus"""

"Why does Popeye have such huge forearms? Olive Oil is a virgin"

"Up-Dog Something smells like updog."

"Sexual equality in the workplace I'm all for sexual equality. That's why I allow my female staff to work longer so they can earn the same as the men."

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that, it's a tie!"

"-Where is your wife ? -In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little."

"What does a kite and a stoner have in common? They're both high."