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Joke of the Day
"I get turned on whenever I eat greek dips... ...I think I'm a hummusexual."
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"I came home drunk last night and my wife looks at me says ""Drunk Again"" and I said ""Me Too!!"
"What's the difference between Hillary's staff and Bill's staff? Bill's staff waited until after the election to suck."
"My dad drowned while at work in a vat of cake mix I know it sounds unlikely but there were some very strong currants"
"How do you sum up a cashew? In a nutshell!"
"Welcome to White Privilege 101, if you have no idea why you're here that's exactly why you're here."
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there he said he couldn't complain."
"I once killed an enemy soldier by cutting off his feet. I defeated him."
"Saw a cow jump over a barbed wire fence today... It was udder destruction."
"Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days."