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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like my politics... I don't like coffee."
Next Joke
"Broke up with my girlfriend today It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins."
"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks"
"A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"If I donate blood and you're in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don't blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again."
"wife: Why don't we run through the parking lot? me [laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me] Because it's dangerous"
"Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years."
"You know what they say in the tire industry? Have a good year!"
"What's the same about George Washington, and a tranny? They both chopped down their own cherry trees."
"Watching my kid pick his nose is disgusting. He wipes the boogers on his shirt instead of the closest cat like a normal person."