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Joke of the Day

"Me VS Computer A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. for more jokes visit http://smsbrunch.com"

"i once had a beautiful wife, she was always the prettiest when she was asleep. Unfortunately she died after i gave her too many sleeping pills."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder? One says, ""hey, you! Get off my cloud!"", and the other one says, ""hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"""

"I can't find my Camel, it's gone! It's camelflage was too good"

"Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough"

"Her: What do you like about me? Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What? Me: Your eyes"

"I wrote a book titled: How Dragons Are Greater Than Unicorns Daenerys Targaryen wrote the foreword. All she wrote was: No shit Sherlock!"

"I haven't always believed in climate change But I'm warming up to the theory."

"Did you hear? The supreme court ruled that gay marriage has extended to swans."

"What did the guy who got fired for always being late say? It was just a matter of time."