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Joke of the Day
"What does a Muslim pirate say? Allahu Ackbarrrrr!"
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"""Well I'll be damned."" said atheist when rapture happened."
"Two muffins are in an oven One turns to the other and says ""So how are we going to get out of here?"" The other screams ""GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"What's Forrest Gump's Password? 1FORREST1"
"This bathroom stall was quite a find. Not only does the toilet paper come in a book but it also has its own phone and a view of the city."
"How do you get a hippie off your door step? Pay for the pizza and close the door."
"a C, an E flat, and a G walk into a bar... the bartender says: sorry, we don't serve minors."
"The Republicans asked the Democrats what it would take to stop being considered stupid. The democrats said ""Just put forth one presidential candidate who can make a brain surgeon look like an idiot."""
"Shoulder Devil: So I say ""Go on--do it!"" And the moron does it! Shoulder Angel: What an idiot! Me: You guys know I can hear you, right?"
"My wife just told me she's pregnant. God, I hope it's not mine."