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Joke of the Day
"What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels."
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"Don't do any jokes about Jesus this Easter.. He's not the guy you'd want to cross..."
"I passed my dentistry exam... Written paper A+, Oral B."
"You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer"
"What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner."
"mens rights activists"
"What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot? The Imperial March"
"Guns don't kill people... ...bullets do."
"How can a law student make it? lowering the bar. or not to."
"Monorail joke I love making jokes about monorails, they make the best one-liners!"