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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision, guys."
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"what do people in the German Alps say before they are about to do something crazy? YO-da-lay-hee-LO"
"What part of Canada do the Inuit control? Nunavut."
"What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays? This is my last resort."
"What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine? An Alcatholic."
"I once knew a guy... I once knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking alcohol, eating rich food and sex. He lived healthy until he killed himself."
"I had a job circumcising elephants. The pay wasn't much, but the tips were huge!"
"Why are people so surprised that Joe Biden acts like such a poonhound? It's in his job description. After all, he *is* the Vice President."