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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart? Because noble gases are nonreactive."
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"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"I am woman hear me ROAAAoh is that chocolate?"
"A photon walks into a bar... And he asks the barman for some peanuts. The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve light snacks."""
"That question from your wife for which either answer is wrong Apparently the third answer ""it's not the dress"" isn't right either."
"Doing word problems as a kid as helped me in adulthood. ""Dan doesn't have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"""
"Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas? Because it's Boxing Day!"
"'Tis the season to pull copious amounts of tinsel out of your dog's butthole."
"You know you have a weight problem when even your car insults you. It flashes the word ABS at me and won't stop."
"What's an Afrikaner's favorite game? Apartheid-and-go-seek."