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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart? Because noble gases are nonreactive."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds fun. Dozen Tit?"

"What's an owl's favourite pin code? 2820!!!!!!!!"

"I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him"

"GF: Sue at the bra shop said u got some lingerie ME: ... G: Only u didn't give it to me M: [nervously adjusting thong] I'm having an affair"

"I'm developing a fear of German sausages... I fear the wurst!"

"If my mom had just faked having a headache I wouldn't be writing this bullshit on the internet right now"

"I got my husband to marry me 51 days after we met. Today is our 20th Anniversary and I think he's still wondering what the hell happened."

"Why do Jew like to watch porn in reverse? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"What did one nose say when the other nose said ""I love you""? ""Back achoo!"""