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Joke of the Day
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"
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"Jesus one said: ""he who lives by the sword will die by the sword"" Apparently Jesus loved crossfit"
"What do you call the western half of Kenya? Kenya West"
"TIFU by Posting in the Wrong Subreddit Twice"
"What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones? White Mail Privilege"
"Russian history in 5 words: ""And then things got worse."""
"Complained to my wife about our sex life diminishing. Zero fucks were given."
"All dates are 'blind dates.' The biological structure of fruit plants do not allow eye growth, therefore rendering them incapable of sight."
"""You never tell me you love me,"" said my girlfriend. I said, ""That's because you never ask."" She said, ""Do you want me to?"" ""Go for it,"" I replied. She said, ""Do you love me?"" I said, ""No."""
"I wonder if Jeremy Irons ever quietly laughs to himself while he's ironing."