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Joke of the Day
"So, being a mirror inspector... ...is a job I could really see myself doing."
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"Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash? Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess."
"How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout? You Messi-up"
"An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. He asks, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender laughs and says, ""Sorry, we only have plain chips."""
"What kind of overalls does mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs? Because only the top 1% can stay above water."
"Some of you change your avi like I change my underwear. Every three days."
"I ordered the Club Salad for lunch.. I asked waitress ""What all comes in the club salad?"" She said ""Lettuce, turnip, the beat"""
"What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives? A 'murical."
"With medical advances over the Summer, it's expected that Oscar Pistorious will walk this August."