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Joke of the Day
"My friend gets mad when I mention he only has one ball. That's no reason to get testy."
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"My doctor was concerned about my health My doctor was concerned about my colon's health and wanted two stool samples, but I couldn't give two shits."
"Fortune Teller The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large!"
"I was trying to write some jokes about panhandlers but they just won't work."
"What do toys and boobs have in common? They're both made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them."
"I'm undecided about masturbation. On one hand it feels great -Bo Burnham"
"What happensto nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen ^I'msorry"
"Donald Trump secretly wants to lose the election? If he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."
"Old game show bloopers...I miss this kind of humor today Found this video randomly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk&feature=related"