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Joke of the Day
"My friend gets mad when I mention he only has one ball. That's no reason to get testy."
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"What kind of yoga do you do in a casket? Decom-pose."
"Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling? Because he's so damn positive!"
"""Sorry"" seems to be the hardest word? There's ""Worcestershire,"" ""anemone"" & ""otorhinolaryngologist."" But whatever."
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock, knock."
"What musical instrument do people with STDs play? The herpsichord."
"What do you call an Italian with one arm? Speech impaired."
"Mom told meh to not waist my food She said we were gonna have to 'tighten our belts' around here."
"What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her."
"We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos down on the table, then we are mortal enemies"