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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying she's fat... ...but if I had to name the top five fattest people I know, she'd be three of them."

"What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone? BILLY MAYS HERE!"

"The worst thing about a prison tattoo is always having to explain why you got a tattoo of a prison."

"What's the main difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with a light on"

"What's your best Hitler joke?"

"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"

"Which character of Pokemon is a jew? Ash"

"What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs? Send them to barber school."

"Holiday sex is the best sex ever..... That was the hardest postcard from my wife to read!"

"[at ER] ME: my stomach hurts. DOC: have you been able to eat anything today? ME: yeah, like 75 pieces of pizza."