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Joke of the Day

"Did you know the triathlon was invented by a gypsy He walked to the swimming pool and rode a bike home"

"I'm always a big fan of the prison teardrop tattoo. It says I'm sensitive but I've killed people."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted"

"Dad goes on date with Carly Rae Jepsen As she got into his car he said ""Hi, Maybe."""

"Hunters Two hunters are in the woods. One passes out, so the other calls 911. ""How may we assist you?"" ""I think my friend is dead."" ""Make sure he's dead."" *Bang* ""Done."""

"The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat."

"Eunuchs have been historically given influence or wealth as part of their compensation package."

"How do you pick up a Muslim girl? Piece by piece"

"The bunnies near my house are laying the smallest Easter eggs ever, and frankly they taste awful!"

"Out of? Mom (about her son): Look at these marks Jim has scored... 8.. 10... 7.. Dad: Out of? Mom: Out of pity!"