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Joke of the Day
"How do you Organize a Space Party? You Planet!"
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"When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1? Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor"
"When I was younger my fairy godmother asked me if I'd like a long penis or a long memory I forget my response."
"I got a joke... your life"
"Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation? He didn't want any beef."
"What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all? Toot-in-common"
"Religious places never have free WiFi because no religion wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."
"Did this dude really just say, ""Why don't you make like a tree and leaf"" to me? Fuck you. Why don't you make like a toilet and eat shit?"
"At first I didn't like my new haircut But it's starting to grow on me"
"What does a guy who's never had sex and feminists have in common they both get annoyed when you start talking about all the girls you've sleep with"