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Joke of the Day
"'It's ok, I'm from the internet', I whisper from under your bed as you call the police."
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"Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY"
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"""420 blaze it faggot"" ""grandma stop"" ""snapback"" ""stop trying to be hip grandma"" ""i have hip problems yolo swag drake"""
"I like my bourbon the way the Chinese like their women... 11 years old and mixed up with coke."
"What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk? *Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*"
"I hate when people ask where I think I'll be in five years I don't have 2020 vision."
"Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision about what mood they're in for the rest of that day."
"What's a rappers shirt made out of? Strait out of cotton"
"Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels? They can't get enough booty."