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Joke of the Day
"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer..."
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"Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFO's and aliens. Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted"
"Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner."
"What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100? I'd say it's fifty fifty"
"It's uncool to be religious. It's uncool to be atheist. If someone asks what you believe in just say Beyonce. It's the only way to be safe."
"What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab? A small medium at large."
"What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer? 13 blackberries and 5 apples"
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, and the other looks up your family bush."
"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean."
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?"