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Joke of the Day

"When is a door not a door? When it's AJAR!"

"My parents were like siblings. And according to the police that was, like, a problem."

"Did you hear about the new Jason Bourne movie, still Bourne? It was set to come out next year but the plan was aborted"

"Did you hear about the neutron that robbed the bank? It wasn't charged."

"Still super weird to me that humans can make other smaller humans. I wish mozzarella sticks could make other smaller mozzarella sticks."

"If you've already died hard, how can you die harder, with a vengeance, live free and die hard again and then find a good day to die hard?"

"What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred"

"Girl: I want bangs Me: I want a stylist to get my hair as close to antlers as possible. Make me look like a young prince of the wooded glen"

"Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds? Because he can't even."

"What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line? Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!"