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Joke of the Day
"When is a door not a door? When it's AJAR!"
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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
"I like to buy books, but I never read them. I just want them for my shelf."
"if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off"
"Girl can I get your digits? Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist."
"What did the dog say to the tree... You've got a lot of bark, but no bite.."
"I like when players of opposite teams hug after the game as if to say, ""We're all so very, very rich."""
"A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks ""You drinkin'?"" The driver said ""You buyin'?"""
"A female weight lifter went to the doctor ""Doc, I've been takin steroids for a few years now and as a side effect, I've grown a Penis"" ""Anabolic""? Asked the doctor. ""Nope just a Penis"" she replied."
"I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person."