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Joke of the Day

"At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I'll never know."

"What's the difference between wife and a blue whale? About 10 pounds."

"Chick in front of me has 'Charley Horse' tattooed down the back of her leg. Cramp stamp."

"Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!"

"Doctor Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?"

"I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight."

"Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case."

"Equality That's the joke."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the freezer."

"Calling ""shotgun"" is great way to lighten the mood when getting in the squad car after the cops arrest you."