12966

Joke of the Day

"What do Apple and Titanic have in common? They both killed Jack."

"""Apology not accepted"" - what to say if you want to fight in Canada"

"Like if you remember only having 3 TV channels to choose from and YOU were the remote!"

"A joke from a substitute German teacher (who was later fired) What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? -Refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out of it."

"I was once told there was nothing positive about the Bubonic Plague I think Malthus would disagree."

"Since it started snowing, all my grandma has done is stare through the window. If it gets any worse ill need to let her back in."

"People don't usually compliment me on my driving... But today I saw a note on my car that said ""PARKING FINE"". That was nice of them. ... I'll escort myself out."

"I'd take Cap'n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren't on his hat."

"My I.Q. goes from 125 to about 14 when there's a hot girl around."

"How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear. "