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Joke of the Day
"What do Apple and Titanic have in common? They both killed Jack."
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"911 Worker > 911,What's your emergency? Man > My wife is going to give birth! Worker > Is this her first born? Man > No,it's her husband *Ba Dum Tss*"
"[telling a scary story to a group of moths] and when she opened the door..[holds flashlight to face] she- AH GET OFF OF ME YOU GUYS"
"69ER'S GET SACKED Q: Why is 88 better than 69? A: Because you get ate twice."
"I got a phone call from a girl saying ""Come over! No one's home!"" I went over and no one was home -Rodney Dangerfield"
"Nutella. A delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas."
"I went to an orgy... And all I got was this cummy t-shirt."
"Glad everyone is done talking about the fight. Now how about that May weather?"
"My neighbor My aboriginal neighbour was telling me he got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes off the Internet for Christmas, I asked him which site he used, and he replied google earth"
"Me and my baby mama are gonna name the kid Pun It wasn't intended"