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Joke of the Day

"If you are skydiving and your parachute doesn't open, don't worry You've got the rest of your life to fix it."

"Time to get ready for work Insomnia - OK. You can sleep now."

"What do you call cow without a girlfriend? Beef Stroken off"

"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080pee"

"HR: Me: HR: Me: HR: ""..16. 16 STAPLES in Diane's forehead..."" Me: HR: Me: ""..it was the last twizzler"" HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats twizzler*"

"Hey, look at the bright side... oh I'm sorry, YOU don't have one of those."

"My wife is a psycho, this tweet isn't a joke its a cry for help."

"What's the best thing about 12yr old girl in the shower Slick her hair back and she looks like an 11yr old boy"

"Did you hear about the Patriots? I personally think it's all overblown."

"Teacher: How Old is your father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born."