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Joke of the Day

"HR: Me: HR: Me: HR: ""..16. 16 STAPLES in Diane's forehead..."" Me: HR: Me: ""..it was the last twizzler"" HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats twizzler*"

"What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton? What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm."

"How did the Mathematician cure his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."

"The Longest Joke Ever! My life"

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds? Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie."

"I had this problem where the cap wouldn't stay on my whiskey bottle. So I fixed it with scotch tape."

"It makes sense that tumblr is against whites with dreadlocks After all, these are the *dreaded* white people they're always talking about."

"My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies"

"Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home? He forgot to pack his trunk."

"Have you ever tried to do ""The Dolphin"" during sex? It's when you try and stick it in the butt and she shakes her head saying ""eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh""."