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Joke of the Day

"My doctor told me that I have ADHD but when I got home and checked, I still only have basic cable. Lying bastard!"

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"Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity."
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"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"
"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home"
"Hear about that guy who was so desperate for accolades that he framed his parking citation?"
"A woman was arrested when her boyfriend's body was found in a freezer in their living room. Who the hell puts a freezer in the living room?"
"I like my women like my doughnuts... ...with a hole I can stick my dick into."
"Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week.... Every thing went well with the funeral except putting the body in the casket They put the left leg in.... And then the trouble started"
"Have you heard about the recent abnormal growth in cancer clinics? There are tumor down the street."
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