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Joke of the Day

"new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat :)"

"Did you hear about the guy who designed the monorail? He had a one track mind."

"Did you hear the one about the sidewalk? It's all over town!"

"Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund? Because someone once told him to ""Get-a-long-little-doggie"""

"I found a great way to stop procrastinating! I'll tell you guys later."

"I fell off a 40 foot ladder Luckily it was the first step"

"Accuracy ##You miss 100% of the shits you don't take. Made this typo and thought it was hilarious..."

"2 Nazis walk into a BAR They each get 10 shots"

"A couple's having breakfast. He says, ""Were you faking it last night?"" She says, ""No, I was really asleep."""

"You're shoes are untied! April fools! Got ya!!"