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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so many female archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."
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"What did the underscore say when he got up to leave? Gotta Dash!"
"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are But I laugh more."
"Hugh Jackman I like to call Hugh Jackman, Huge Jackman because I imagine he has a big dick. When he masturbates, he would have a Huge Jack, Man."
"I climbed on a tree with a suitcase. My aim is to become a branch manager."
"Warning, offensive. Why was Hitler so concerned about getting into heaven? Because there were 6 million jews waiting for him in hell."
"So I recently discovered there's a black man in my family tree... he's still hanging there."
"Q: How does an elephant climb a tree? A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."
"When a man hates takoyaki Does it mean it is takoyucky?"