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Joke of the Day
"I bet every time Beyonce leaves a restaurant everyone fights over who gets to smell her chair"
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"What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other? A caterpillar"
"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... But he didn't have root access."
"Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again."
"When someone tells me how old their kid is in months, I ask them to rephrase it in days, so they know what I just went through."
"I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us."
"What is long and hard that a Australian bride gets in her wedding night? Dick"
"What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop? Take me to your liter!"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers,some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."