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Joke of the Day

"I just read a book about a girl who escapes from her parent's dispiriting home. It's a runaway best seller."

"Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires."

"What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick."

"A dialogue between Russians. -Guys, maybe we should stop drinking. -We allready did. We're getting wasted now!"

"I'm not in favour of student loans. I think people should get their own student."

"Why do hippie girls love playing the didgeridoo? Its as close as they will ever get to sucking a trees dick."

"Breaking news!? Shark sighting off Daytona shores. It's the ocean! That's where they live. I saw a bird in the sky. Report that too!"

"Today at work, at my desk, my boss offered me a handjob... It's okay though, I'm self employed."

"*on my deathbed* *groggy, dazed, & delirious* Me: I wonder if my TC ever really loved me? Wife: Honey, what's a TC? Me: *pulls plug*"

"What do you call a person who thinks every day is Halloween? a transsexual"