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Joke of the Day

"Why do hippie girls love playing the didgeridoo? Its as close as they will ever get to sucking a trees dick."

"Pretentious? Moi?"

"I quit watching awards shows, because I never win anything."

"What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong"

"Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. What boy doesn't love milkshakes? If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed."

"What is the cutest car? A BM-cuddle-U"

"I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns."

"What is the number 1 pickup line at a gay bar? May I push your stool in?"

"I found a way to make all this gender identity stuff work for me. My right hand will now identify as female. Now I won't have to be sad every time I masturbate."

"Two things went wrong today 1. My Wife got ran over by a bus 2. I lost my job at the bus company"