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Joke of the Day
"Someone threw NaCl at me That's a salt"
Next Joke
"*mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money Me: well this night took a SHARP turn *later* Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs"
"Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."
"What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss"
"My roommate is such a hypocrite when it comes to sharing. Apparently it's okay for him to finish my leftover pizza, but it's not okay for me to finish in his girlfriend."
"God Gave Man a penis and a brain... But not enough blood to use both at the same time"
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint"
"My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens..."
"Rose petals? Next time scatter something I can eat."
"What kind of car does George W. Bush drive? Porsche 9-11"