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Joke of the Day

"Someone threw NaCl at me That's a salt"

"How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam? She passed with frying crullers."

"My girlfriend said to me ""sex is better on holiday""... That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"You'd think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won't."

"Can I ask you a quick question? What is the quickest way to the front page?"

"What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common? The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!"

"A man walks into a bar... And is disqualified from the Limbo tournament"

"I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM, BECAUSE GRANDPA FORGOT TO WEAR HIS HEARING AIDS AGAIN!"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay money to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate"