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Joke of the Day
"Me: ""My elbow hurts."" WebMD: ""Elbow cancer."""
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"Wanna hear a joke about an unsharpened pencil? Nevermind, there's no point"
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"What is the difference between dog shit and black people? One eventually turns white and stops stinking."