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Joke of the Day

"Q: A word that defines ""a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism."" Sorry, this was ""a riposte""."

"I just got back from r/Synesthesia It tasted great!"

"did you hear about the gipsy that had a glass baby married a fortune teller with a crystal ball."

"Sometimes when I type my brother smashes my keyboard. But luckily it doesn't happen ofteklansiurbkjgnv hgaikuwh GI;OOR;KGHKJh klwhkjalhdhakjshdilBILWU HP KJn kjlgn"

"Haven't been able to tweet much recently. Need to cut back on real life."

"What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler? You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler."

"What rock group has four men that don't sing? mount rushmore"

"Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball."

"Way into ""Game of Thrones"". Are there any shows that are games of other kinds of chairs?"

"I'm anti-thesaurus, for lack of a better word."