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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when one guy demands that another guy go to the movies and give him a hand job? A mandate"

"""Your son's been involved in a shenanigan"" What kinda shenanigans? ""It was just one shenanigan"" You called me down here for one shenanigan?"

"How does a blonde call for her dog? She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts ""Max!""."

"A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer? Because she wanted to get it off her chest."

"The thing I like best about smartphones is how they're a prison you keep in your pocket"

"What do you call a funny pancake? a puncake"

"11's thoughts on tonight's dinner: ""Well, it didn't make me gag, so I ate it."" The rewards of motherhood are truly breathtaking."

"If you are being attacked by a bunch of clowns the first thing to do is go for the juggler."

"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make a seizure salad"

"What do you call a Pakistani with a vest on? Going to the gym, You. Racist."