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Joke of the Day
"I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!"
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"A man walks into a grocery store in the countryside and asks...[brazilian joke] How much is a dozen bananas?   And the cashier replies:   -Twelve bananas"
"Want to know how to annoy someone who has OCD?"
"Why did the skeptic man have high blood pressure? Because he kept taking advice with a pinch of salt!"
"My friends were deciding how much alcohol to get... One of them wanted one fifth and another one wanted to get five fifths. We decided on a 3/5ths compromise."
"Being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad."
"THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985): Five white heterosexual suburban American 17-year-olds manage to find common ground."
"I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so... I'm drinking if you're buying."
"What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction? Molly Poppins."
"*pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*"