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Joke of the Day

"I Read Something In The Newspaper A few days ago, there was an article in the newspaper obituaries titled ""Survivor of Nazi Death Train Dies"" ... I guess he's not a survivor anymore."

"What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? Triangull"

"English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke Knock-knock Who's there? To To who? *To whom*"

"Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"

"You know what I like most about people? Their Pets."

"Man: ""If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"" Priest: ""No, not if you did not know."" Man: ""Then why did you tell me?"""

"Ebola causes nausea, headaches and is hard to get rid of. Is it a disease or a U2 album?"

"What's the difference ? What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went? There is no difference, you always regret both!"

"If I worked in a used record store I would tell every customer ""all sales are vinyl"" until I was fired. It would be worth it."

"Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied,""Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."" Trump 20:16"