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Joke of the Day

"I Read Something In The Newspaper A few days ago, there was an article in the newspaper obituaries titled ""Survivor of Nazi Death Train Dies"" ... I guess he's not a survivor anymore."

"What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio."

"I wouldn't bother making a joke about an infinite line No point."

"How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure."

"Cheesy Joke If you're gonna make a cheesy joke, Cheddar make it Gouda."

"Guy in the dressing room next to mine: ""I don't want to get blood on these pants."" I want to reply, ""Then stay out of my way on the catwalk"""

"What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar? They get BUCKED up!"

"Your momma is so fat... But I still fucked her."

"She: But WHY are you breaking up with me? Please tell me honestly. He (sigh): Ok It's...your ""signature sex move"" She: Judgmental Corpse?"

"Why couldn't the rapist go to the bathroom? The door read ""Gentlemen."""