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Joke of the Day
"What did the judge order in his whiskey? Just ice"
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"Alzheimer joke (Not sure if repost)"
"What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks? Al Frap-Pacino"
"Why do they call chicken wings, chicken wings? Cuz they go flyin' out of your butt after you eat them!"
"I bet Thor would lose his shit if he knew how many hammers are at Home Depot."
"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."
"An alarm clock that sends the person you like one of your deleted mirror pictures every time you hit the snooze button."
"I give frequent lectures about informative and interesting topics underwater. For academic porpoises."
"What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh"
"Barbie didn't give me a poor body image; Barbie taught me you can't reattach a head once it's been removed from the body."