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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blind man cross the road? Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)"

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"Frankenstein.. Frankenstein enters a body building competition, and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective."
"Guy shoots Fake Gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auw8wJVU0l8"
"My expertly timed eclipse joke will put all the others in the shade."
"I've got a joke. So the other day I found out I'm really bad at telling stories."
"In the past hour I've dropped my phone and my computer. Let me hold your crying baby."
"Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job? What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses?"
"Apparently 1 in 8 of us live next door to a pedophile. I certainly don't, I live next door to a gorgeous 9 year old with a cracking ass."
"What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school? Deez hoes ain't lawyers."
"Sausages or..... Salsa Jizz"