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Joke of the Day
"At least my mother died doing what she loved... Committing suicide"
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"My signature move is having my phone connected for hours to a charger that's not even plugged in."
"All a woman wants is a strong, confident, capable man who will wear whichever shirt she tells him to."
"How do you call a person that speaks only one language? An American"
"Why did the chicken cross the road half-way? She wanted to lay it on the line."
"""DOUG YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"" [camera pans to me struggling with Doug for his name tag]"
"I LOVE THE IDEA OF BOWSER LOVINGLY FOLDING A FLYING RACCOON SUIT AND PUTTING IT IN A TREASURE CHEST FOR ME TO FIND IN HIS DUNGEON."
"There's no ""u"" in employee. You're fired."
"Life isn't about winning and losing. It's about wishing you would have won and wondering why you lost."
"Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped."