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Joke of the Day
"In life, as in sex, my personal preference has always been to ignore the asshole"
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"A lawyer is offered two cases... He can either defend a rapist or defend a burglar. He says: ""I'll defend the rapist, I love when people get fucked."""
"Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are."
"I wanna be the reason you get out of bed in the morning, even if it is to make sure the door is locked."
"Why are pirates good at singing? They have great hARRRmony. I'm sorry."
"What's black and comes in little white cans? My favorite Michael Jackson joke."
"I don't want anti-wrinkle cream, I want a serum that bestows wrinkles upon my enemies."
"What do you call horse hay from Mexico Jose"
"Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.... and the bartender says ""Hey, that's pretty cool. Where'd you get it? "" The parrot said, "" Africa, they have millions of them."""
"Sorry I wrote ""All dogs matter"" on your ""I my Weimaraner"" bumper sticker."