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Joke of the Day
"""I'm going to show off my new belt by tucking in my T-shirt"" -Men over 50."
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"Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold."
"The wind just blew my dress up. Even the weather wants me to be a whore."
"I'd make jokes about midgets, but that would be little of me."
"Rumours suggest Usain Bolt has been cheating on his wife. I'm amazed she hasn't caught him. Then I remembered that he can finish in 9.58 seconds."
"Honey, am I fat? Of course not! You just interact a bit more with the Higgs field."
"A guy calls 911 Guy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Guy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Guy: The ugly one is winning."
"Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious."
"My ex mother in law once commented that she wished her son had stayed married to his first wife. Me too, I replied."
"If you say ""cray cray"" I'm going to punch you in the ""fay fay"","