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Joke of the Day
"What does all pirate music have in common? It's all played in the high C's."
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"How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb? One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs"
"How did the white girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)"
"If we were compressed down to a single dimension ... what would be the point of it all?"
"[NSFW] What kind of birds do prostitutes like? Swallows."
"What do you call an irrelevant elephant. An irrelephant. ^^^I'm ^^^ending ^^^my ^^^life ^^^tonight ^^^boys."
"The main qualification to be a morning radio DJ is the ability to laugh long and hard at your own obvious jokes"
"A girl asked me if I wanted to join her in yoga at 6 am I told her, ""namaste in bed""."
"Why did the black man cross the road? To catch the chicken (Btw I came up with this myself)"
"Why don't hipsters like fishing? It's too mainstream."