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Joke of the Day
"A girl asked me if I wanted to join her in yoga at 6 am I told her, ""namaste in bed""."
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"My Indian friend is thinking of changing his name to Rim Shot. Every time someone tells a good joke, they call his name - Param Singh!"
"""Dad I want to be a feminist when I grow up"" ""Well, pick one honey, you can't do both"""
"It is much easier to hula hoop with an erection."
"I told my girlfriend I'm a little hoarse... She looked at me in all seriousness and said ""aww you're a pony! Clop clop clop!"" (This actually happened yesterday.)"
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary and those that don't."
"Don't judge me. Judge Judy."
"""Hey babe, you smell that?"" ""No."" ""Me neither, start cooking."""
"'Sorry officer but how was I to know that weird noise my car was making was a bicycle stuck in my mudflap?'"
"I asked the guy from 127 Hours for help with my homework. He said, ""I would give you a hand, but I'm stumped."" I'll show myself out."