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Joke of the Day
"Why don't hipsters like fishing? It's too mainstream."
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"What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes? I'm a big fan."
"What's the difference between a church and a mosque? In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew."
"I used to have a height complex, But then I grew out of it."
"A math teacher ask his students, ""What is 5Q + 5Q?"" The class responds, ""10Q."" The teacher responds, ""You're welcome/"""
"What do you do if you step on a landmine? Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area."
"What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it? Au-burn ^He^^He^^^He^^^^He"
"If you are following Facebook on Twitter, you have reached a new level of retarded."
"A Mexican Magician... A Mexican magician says he will dissappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos... *poof* He's disappeared... Without a tres."
"Dipping your cats in blue paint and watching them chase each other is 1000x more entertaining than Avatar."