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Joke of the Day

"Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into."

"I hate jokes that don't make sense... ...and boy are my arms tired!"

"All my life I've refused to wear perfume. But then an aggressive perfume-salesperson knocked some scents into me."

"I like to stand in crowded elevators facing the wrong way with a confused look on my face, and finally exclaim, ""Oh, it's an ELEVATOR."""

"I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didn't share the same views!"

"Why don't girls where skirts in the winter? So they don't get chapped lips."

"After the initial energy surrounding lithium's arrest... Charges were dropped, due to lack of connection."

"Every religion has violent people... ... The Christians have The Westboro Baptist Church, the Muslims have the jihadists, and the Jews have the IRS"

"I recently joined a nudist colony.. The first week was the hardest"

"I see there's going to be a new PeeWee Herman movie on Netflix. It's a good thing it won't be in theaters."