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Joke of the Day
"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Father's day."
Next Joke
"I know this is an unpopular opinion, but Krusty from The Simpsons is running for president. Bring on the clownvotes."
"I told Cheryl Cole I was taking her to Scandinavia for a weeks holiday. ""Norway?"" ""No, I'm serious."""
"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."
"What's the best part of having kids? Making them."
"I just put my D in a subwoofer and wubbed one out"
"I'm a champion of grammar; A grampion, if you will."
"Turns out yelling ""I can see your package through those tights!"" gets you kicked out of a ballet."
"What's beneath most Canadians? Most Americans"
"I only date girls that smoke weed I guess you can say I have high standards"