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Joke of the Day

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster ( )"

"What did the dentist witness after he gassed the rabbi? **jews laughter** The punchline is more of a visual joke, based upon where the reader places the ""s."" To my knowledge, this is an original joke."

"When you realize you're enjoying the May weather... But you want Pacquiao to win..."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who can read binary and those who can't."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. For non-Americans, this is a baseball joke"

"Just been offered 8 legs of venison for $40 Is that too dear?"

"Every day, I win arguments from 10 years ago in the shower."

"I tore the elbow of my shirt last week, but I was able to stitch it back together. On the hole, it's held up surprisingly well."

"A VIEW DO ASIAN PEOPLE VIEW THE WORLD IN LETTERBOX EDITION?"

"What's the difference between a club and a strip club? A club has a beat that you can dance to, a strip club has a dance that you can beat to."