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"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster ( )"
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"My black friends really enjoy hearing my lame jokes. It's almost like they've never been told dad jokes before..."
"(Late Joke) Islamic State: People who are currently in Cuba, You are all in Fidel's. . Sorry."
"I started to keep a notepad beside the bed so that I can write down tweets at night, so far I have: Really shitty handwriting in the dark."
"My old Mum used to say, ""Always give your food a good rinse before you eat it."" Lovely woman, terrible sandwiches."
"Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car."
"When does the narwhal bacon? Not on January 18th."
"""Well, you should have been more specific before I painted all these veins."" - designer of the Wienermobile"
"What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans on post!"
"What do you call a cross between a human and a monkey? A nigger."