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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. For non-Americans, this is a baseball joke"

"Why do i need to take English class in school hell George Bush became president, and he only knew 50 word. The last one being ""shoe"""

"Where does bitter wine come from? From the grapes of wrath."

"please tell me that when we defeat ISIS they will have to become WASWAS"

"i get sad for like an hour and then happy for 5 minutes and then sad for another hour and then happy for 3 minutes omg break ups r real hard"

"What do you call an overweight homosexual? Jigglypuff."

"What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes"

"How many Amish guys does it take it satisfy an Amish whore? Two men-a-night!"

"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club ..but I'd never met herbivore."

"Whats the difference between a mosquito and a hooker? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking."