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Joke of the Day

"I taught the kids to sign my name on report cards and detention slips because a good parent knows how to delegate responsibility."

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."

"Never seen a bar fight break out while people are drinking wine. Beer, yes. Hard liquor, yes. But not wine."

"You know what they say: once you go Black... ... you'll always be blacker than Wayne Brady."

"Spinach is like butt sex If you're forced to have it as a child; you won't enjoy it as an adult"

"Getting the girl isn't as easy as they make it look in the movies. They don't trip as often, and when you do catch up they get the machete away from you. :\"

"What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively? OC/DC"

"after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers"

"So a skinhead walks into a Jewish bakery... A skinhead walking into a Jewish bakery and asks, ""How much does the challah cost?"""

"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"