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Joke of the Day

"March forth is National Grammar Day March forth, it is National Grammar Day on March 4th!"

"Life would be so much better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout your day."

"What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? A last name"

"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"

"Turn up? At my age, I'm just happy when I can turn over."

"Is Kevin Bacon popular on Reddit? ""Yes"" :p Or also ""Yes she is"" (yes cheese) Just made it up, I can't stop laughing, thought I'd share..."

"why are all jewish men circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off."

"What do you want to eat a week after thanksgiving? Anything but fucking turkey..."

"Audible be sponsoring so many YouTube channels you could go to ""Audible.com/ "" and type in any word you want and it would give you a free book"

"2 Wongs How come you only see white couples with chinese kids and never chinese couples with white kids? 2 wongs don't make a white"