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Joke of the Day

"Girls on GoneWild Q: Why do girls on gonewild wear panties? A: So that their ankles would keep warm"

"Im finally using reddit how it was meant to be used And ive run out of toilet paper"

"Whenever I work out, I wear a push-up bra so I can do more push-ups. If I didn't, it'd be so embarrassing and people would laugh at me."

"My wife said I'm picky. I said obviously not picky enough. Anyone need a roommate tonight?"

"What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe? ""Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"""

"I suspect Elmer Fudd is an r/jokes mod, and I have evidence [wemoved]"

"Dem puns... Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup? Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!"

"My fear of spiders happened when I went to hit one with a newspaper, and it looked at me and did pushups saying ""try again bro."""

"I had my first ever threesome last night... There was a couple of no-shows but I still had a great time."

"Recently a fellow coin maker challenged me to beat his best work. (x-post /r/3amjokes) When I punched his daughter's face, he said ""That's not what I mint."" At least his daughter was impressed."